Die geile Hummer.

Three years ago, a shipment of questionable prescription drugs sank off the coast of Lobster Island, turning all of the lobsters into horny lobsters. As soon as that happened, their population grew exponentially. Visitors to the island were often pricked by the horny lobsters and their horns (more like spikes), and everyone made comments on how these horny lobsters had such sharp spikes all over them.

Two years ago, a very important man made a very important visit to the very important Lobster Island. There, he made a very important decision to begin harvesting these horny lobsters and start a business. It is very important to note that the business he was about to begin was not the kind of lobster business you might have thought it would be.

One year ago, out of nowhere came a ninja called Ninjoo. He was looking for new shurikens for an assassination mission, and he came across these horny lobster spikes. Ninjoo put in a ninja order of horny lobster shurikens to the very important man. Those very shurikens were used to assassinate the Hello Kitty plushie mentioned previously in Secret Asian's blog.

This year (to be specific, today), please go to Secret Asian's blog and importantly read her very important post on a very importantly random story.

http://asianslikerice.blogspot.com/