Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Stanley doesn't have same-sex friends.

Freedom is here!

Unfortunately, freedom has only been given to Ninja Tuna, and Secret Asian is still incarcerated in study sessions for her remaining few finals... while texting her friends about Jesus loving cleavage.

For those of you who have completed final exams, congratulations. You have lived well beyond the life expectancy set by the goblins who brought upon you the tyranny of final exams. Now go home and relax, game all day, hang out with your friends. Act like none of this ever happened. Because it never did. In fact, this whole world isn't real. You are alone. Forever alone.

Until finals are over, there will probably be no posts on Secret Asian's blog. Do not click on the link (even though it's here) because there will be nothing to look at.
http://asianslikerice.blogspot.com/
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