Stanley doesn't have same-sex friends.

Freedom is here!

Unfortunately, freedom has only been given to Ninja Tuna, and Secret Asian is still incarcerated in study sessions for her remaining few finals... while texting her friends about Jesus loving cleavage.

For those of you who have completed final exams, congratulations. You have lived well beyond the life expectancy set by the goblins who brought upon you the tyranny of final exams. Now go home and relax, game all day, hang out with your friends. Act like none of this ever happened. Because it never did. In fact, this whole world isn't real. You are alone. Forever alone.

Until finals are over, there will probably be no posts on Secret Asian's blog. Do not click on the link (even though it's here) because there will be nothing to look at.
http://asianslikerice.blogspot.com/

When flying cows just aren't satisfying.

Rest in peace, Ninja Tuna and Secret Asian...
...Until the week of the 12th is over, anyway. Then the two bloggers will come back from the blogging after-world just like the baby Jesus.

Unfortunately, it is that time of the year again. Universities feel that at around beginning to mid-December, students just have too much time and happiness. The solution deemed fitting to this problem? A menacing, inhumane, impractical, disruptive, violent, torturous, debilitating practice called "final exams".

For those of you who have regularly checked this blog ("regular" meaning at least once a year), you may have noticed that Secret Asian has not yet had the chance to blog her side of the last post called "Infantile pillocks". What the media has (or hasn't) said is the truth. The truth that the California education system has taken harmless hostage of Secret Asian and has begun a not-so-harmful series of experiments that consists of five finals. Five. Finals. Over the span of just a few days.

Join me, one year from now, on the 11th of December to fight effortlessly against the tyranny of final exams. For all who have been oppressed shall rise and take back the freedom that... er, never existed.

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

-V, V for Vendetta

"At last, Aaron attributed an abstract of attention acquisition to such an aged appearance; an absurdity averagly acrimoniously assaulted with aggressive ardor. Alas, such avidity I appraise as avoidable avarice, and alternatively I allocate to you simply... apathy."

-JJ, friend on Facetube/Youbook 

Having not taken the time to study both quotes, I honestly have no idea what they mean.

Best wishes to all who are taking finals. May the Force be with you.

For a forthcoming fantastic freewrite by Secret Asian, feel free to forage her blog page for the next fortnight.
http://asianslikerice.blogspot.com/

UPDATE:
My wonderful friend apparently has a Tumblr! Remember to check it out, you're in for a treat. :]
http://asianslikerice.tumblr.com/